Sunday, May 1, 2011

Dessert Crepes

Ingredients:

3 eggs
1.5 cups of milk
1 cup + 1tbsp all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
3 tbsp butter
2 tbsp granulated sugar
and whatever you want for fillings
I chose:
Blackberries
Strawberries
Whipped cream


Put the eggs, flour, sugar and 1/2 cup of the milk in a bowl.

ONLY 1/2 CUP OF THE MILK
Otherwise it gets lumpy and nasty.

Mix it up until it looks all creamy and awesome

You can also do this in a blender/food processor.


Melt the butter

Put the melted butter and the rest of the milk in the bowl and whisk the hell out of it.

It'll be thin and you'll be like WTF but don't mess with it. It should be the consistency of chocolate milk

Note: Do not grip 'n' sip.


Put it in something that makes it easier to pour.

Put a 6 inch pan on your stove and turn it to medium-high heat.


Your dirty dishes -- CLEAN ZEM.

If drops of water skitter around like crazy on your pan, it's ready.

Get some butter/oil or cooking spray (if you're lazy like me) and spray it as much as you need.

French people use butter.
Parce que le beurre est DELICIEUX.


Pour the batter in a ring around the pan and tilt the pan until it covers the bottom.

You want it to be THIN.

Once the edges are brown, make a FORWARD + UP motion with the pan to flip it. Or just use a spatula.

Cook the other side for 10-15 seconds.


Once the crepes are done, get your fillings ready.

I cut up some strawberries and mixed them with sugar.
Then I simmered the blackberries with some water and sugar (covered) until they popped then i reduced it (uncovered).

Zis is called a compote, connard.


Put zat merde on ze crepe, fold it like zis, and VOILA!

139 comments:

  1. I am so hungry now....Oops did I just drool?

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  2. Oh God, suddenly I am very hungry.

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  3. F**************k... i need this now !

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  4. drooling on my keyboard, looks delicious!

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  5. What's the difference between crepes and pancakes? Also, I want berries :I

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  6. i love crepe but have never know how to make them. Thx :D

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  7. *zombie moan*
    Creeeeepe!
    *reach for breakfast*

    ... this is truly evil to see before everyone gets to the office and I can get something to eat. Kudos for making me really really hungry.

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  8. This is going to be the best breakfast ever! Thanks for the recipe :D

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  9. ohh my god that looks delicious! thanks for the recipe dude

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  10. Ugh, I wish I had the ingredient to make some now =D

    They look wonderful too, easy instructions for anyone to make aswell.

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  11. I've had these before. They're delicious.

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  12. man that stuff looks delicious

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  13. I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow...

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  14. Mmmm... I'm honestly not a massive lover of crepes, but these look gooood.

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  15. looks insaaaanely delicious!!!

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  16. Looks excelente. Good post.following.

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  17. Crepes are like pancakes little sister.

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  18. i think i'll try them out, looks really tasty

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  19. stuff looks tasty. of all the things to look at on the day i skip breakfast i find this.

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  20. These look amazing, really easy to make too!

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  21. Holy jebus your blog is awesome. The crunchwrap recipe alone made me pray the blogspot gods I found ya. Favorited. Seriously.

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  22. Damn, why do I always surf blogs when hungry :( /afk food! ;D

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  23. Even though I just ate I could easily eat a few of these, they look great!

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  24. Mmmm delicious, thank you for making me hungry! brb food

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  25. I've just eaten and don't feel so good but dammit I want those right now.
    +following

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  26. These look delicious. I think I'll have my girl make some in the morning.

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  27. Looks amazing. Thanks for the recipe. Time to get messy!

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  28. Arrghh it's so much butter but it tasted so amazing. Thanks for posting that's my new favorite breakfast.

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  29. Good stuff. Yea, I could really go for that right now. Will be following this blog with interest... & a full stomach next time.

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  30. Needs more bacon. haha just kidding, going to have to try these crepes in the near future.

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  31. this is hardcore crepe cooking...

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  32. Do you also ship to germany? :D
    followed

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  33. wow i havent had a crepe in so long!
    i am heavily considering making this like RIGHT NOW

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  34. Mmmh, those crepes look so tasty, definitely gonna make those soon! yummy.

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  35. I hate reading food blogs so late... >< but that looks so goooooood. I loooove crepes. Crepes over pancakes ANY day. :)

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  36. oh man im hungry!

    cool blog; followed.

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  37. they look delicious! love the strawberry touch.

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  38. *drools all over keyboard*
    nice, ill try these tomorrow :)

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  39. Nice recipe, thanks for the share!

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  40. Mmm... sweety! I do them every Friday :)

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  41. Aw yeah, looks delicious. LOVE crepes with nutella!

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  42. Looks tasty as usual!
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  43. Looks delicious, I do some cooking so I'm going to try this out I think.

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  44. looks really tasty , yummi :)

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  45. Wow, this looks totally delicious!

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  46. my sorrow's about a well made food for night's gone! Mjom

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  47. Already tried it.
    It's delicious!

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  48. This looks insane, definitely want some of these. Minus the strawberry though, not a big fan

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  49. My keyboard is moist with saliva. Here's hoping for more great recipies! FOLLOWED.

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  50. That looks... so great... Damnit, now I'm hungry!

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  51. so that's how you make crapes! not as hard as i thought

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  52. These look awesome! Every one of your posts makes me so hungry!!!

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  53. That looks amazing! They try to serve crapes at my college dining hall and it tastes like shit. Never tried making them on my own though, the fruit sauce always seemed to complicated. I might give this one a go!

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  54. That looks absolutely delicious. Wish I could cook. I suppose I could have a try haha.

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  55. wow that looks amazing, going to try this out for sure

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  56. Wooooooow I want these bad boys!!!

    +1 for more delicious recipes!!!

    Check out my bloog! :)

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  57. Darn it, now I'm hungry now.

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  58. I love anything with strawberries, so I'm definitely saving this recipe!

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  59. I wish I stumbled upon this BEFORE so I could have made it for mother's day! Maybe I can do it for my dad in June :P

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  60. Great JOB...now i have to go buy some. NOT COOL.

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  61. Yummy, i'll try that soon, good work

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  62. Good! now I know what I gonna eat tomorrow, thx alot

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  63. This looks delicious! I haven't had breakfast yet, so thanks for the recipe!

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  64. Now i wanna eat lol. nice post :)

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  65. Making these tonight! Going to end up huge!

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  66. Staring at the pics is making me really hungry ..... right off to the kitchen!

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  67. Looks really good.

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  68. Looks delicious!

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  69. Crepes are amazingly nice. Makes me hungry just looking at them :(

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  70. sounds yummy! im gonna try this.

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  71. It looks delicious, but butter in a spraycan? That's new to me.

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  72. Oh god, why do you tempt me???

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  73. I have a small request. I'm a student and as a student I dont have a lot of money, can you show me a cheap and fast way to fill myself up with someting deilishes?
    THX

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  74. OMG creps, i love them so much, can't get enough of them, best with cinnmon and sugar <3

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  75. delicious!!! keep up the good work

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  76. I would like to order 3.

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  77. oh that looks gooooooood! i think i'll try next week. you convinced me to go into the kitchen!

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  78. Looks so delicious. I kinda want strawberries now. :p

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  79. had something like this once...now i can try and make it myself

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  80. that's not a cake ... anyways thank you for sharing this awesome recipe. I will try this out next thing tomorrow when finished with studying :)

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  81. Nice recipe, it looks delicious, following! :)

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  82. wow epic blog is epic! gonna try this recipe!

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  83. Yep, I'm getting ready to try this right now!

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  84. I wanna eat this once again!

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  85. Dude WTF! Those crepes look so damn good.

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  86. Time to surprise my girlfriend with my AMAZING COOKING TALENT! Haha.

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  87. THIS LOOKS SO GOOD. I want to make this. Now.

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  88. Wow. End result is mouth-watering. Thanks!

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  89. i'd slap on some nutella and make it awesome!

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  90. and what have you done?! Now I'm hungry

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  91. Oh man! I love this blog already! I'm so hungry!

    Mind being my personal chef? haha

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  92. Christ, that looks delicious!

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  93. Oh my god! That looks off the chain! :)

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  94. well this is actually not new to me i dont think anybody didnt know this recipe...

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  95. This looks awesome. Don't have an oven, so this will work :D thx for the recipe.

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  96. MMM! Time to cook some crepes for my girlfriend!

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  97. I like the fillings you picked...makes me hungry :)

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  98. Ohhh man. I tried making these Creppes after all. I MADE MONSTERS. Seriously. Things wen't bad. At least I got a post out of it... :'(

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  99. Drooling all over the floor...

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  100. oh god.. im totally going to do this tonight...

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  101. I have to try that. i just have to.

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