Sunday, April 3, 2011

Bacon Hotdog Turtles

(No actual turtles in this recipe)


To make the turtles you will need the following:

(per turtle)
1lb ground/minced beef
5 jumbo hotdogs
Streaky bacon, depending on how tightly you pack the beef, it should take about 8-10 pieces

You can also add cheese slices under the bacon shell; 3 should be plenty.

Bake at 350 degrees farenheit or 180 degrees celsius until done.

Cut in half and NOMNOMNOM.

If you're on a diet you might want to skip this recipe along with all my others.
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153 comments:

  1. Yes!April 3, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    LOL, when I saw the picture I was 100% that they were real. Haha, nice recipe.

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  2. NopeApril 3, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Definitely making this one! That's pretty damn cute. Saved this recipe and I'll make it some time when I have people over to share with.

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  3. All about CarsApril 3, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    lol looks like real :D

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  4. tango-downApril 3, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    when i first saw it, thought it was real haha
    and that's a LOT of bacon!

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  5. R. CuttsApril 3, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    ,=,e

    these are awesome.. saved whole thing for future reference.. i love it.

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  6. Fix PC Games AdminApril 3, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    looks like real .. first I was serioused but then :D

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  7. RancorApril 3, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    meat! :D nice, following :)

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  8. Raving It TechApril 3, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    That looks amazing and not at all that difficult to make! Thanks for this!

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  9. CoryApril 3, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Wow, talk about man food!

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  10. SatApril 3, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    mmm..Meat.

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  11. MinecraftbloggerApril 3, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    I laughed so hard at the line "(No actual turtles in this recipe)".

    Only in america right? (":

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  12. doomsdayApril 3, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    Holy Cow! I want one!!!

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  13. Jay ReidApril 3, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    Now i'm hungry. Followed.

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  14. R.CApril 3, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    There's no freaking way....oh my god.

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  15. The Awesome AlienApril 3, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    i seen this before

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  16. UnknownApril 3, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    hahaha awesome

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  17. mikkelloApril 3, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Haha, when I saw the picture I thought it was real tortoises :L

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  18. JKSApril 3, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    LMAO!! That's awesome!

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  19. WumboApril 3, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Thank you so much for sharing these recipes. I am a college student and in great need for these. Great post!

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  20. DVNOApril 3, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    This is crazy :DD +followed ;]

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  21. Obi-wan MikenobiApril 3, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    God, they look sooooo greasy.

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  22. LegitApril 3, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Haha they look kinda real. That's hilarious.

    +Followed!

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  23. fourfivenineApril 3, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Wow, they actually look like turtles. They Also look tasty. Yum.

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  24. BTN Hip HopApril 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    so much meat, more than on an actual turtle.

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  25. Clueless DolphinApril 3, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    hahaha classy!

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  26. AstyApril 3, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    EPIC MEAL TIME

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  27. PhilosiphizerApril 3, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    I can't imagine how awesome that would taste. Bacon and heart attacks is my favorite meal.

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  28. PlateApril 3, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    These look good but deadly.

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  29. KrillKronesApril 3, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    I thought it was an actual bacon wrapped turtle at first! Don't think I'll be making this though...

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  30. ChrisApril 3, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Wow, that's really disgustingly delicious looking.

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  31. James Langston EvansApril 3, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    mmmmmmmm, not even words in english to explain what i see. I would like to try it with other meats in the middle too.

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  32. Fishy CorporationApril 3, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Haha epic food, totally looks like an turtle!

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  33. OatmealStoutApril 3, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    You can also use real turtles!

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  34. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    My friend is drooling at your post! Following and supporting :D

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  35. JordanApril 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    God those look so good...

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  36. tissue rejectionApril 3, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    That looks pretty gross

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  37. JApril 3, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    so fattening ;_;

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  38. A.C.BrownApril 3, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    O_O they look so tasty and yummy

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  39. NateApril 3, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    These look great. Call them a "heart attack surprise"

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  40. LemmiwinksApril 3, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    i like your blog. keep up the good work

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  41. BodhranApril 3, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    You had me at "bacon"...

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  42. MontanaApril 3, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    LOLOL "i like toitles"

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  43. MikeApril 3, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Good Lord. That's half a marathon of calories there haha

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  44. izzfoshizzzApril 3, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    heart attack waiting to happen

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  45. MoobeatApril 3, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    wow. these look sort of gross. not sure i'd try it.

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  46. DavidApril 4, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    Haha, looks cool, don't think I'd want to eat so much meat at once though.

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  47. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    crazy. doesn´t look appetizing to me!
    :)

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  48. pezasiedApril 4, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    This looks so good, i want it

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  49. Icepax_NmirApril 4, 2011 at 3:00 AM

    At first I was like, no... turtles! but then I was like, oh my good those look delicious... Thanks for changing my mind about turtles :p

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  50. SolomanderApril 4, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    My girlfriend's sister once referred to bacon as 'meat candy'... I always felt that name was appropriate haha, and I'm most certainly going to be trying these bad boys.

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  51. Blk JesusApril 4, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    haha these look good!

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  52. WinkApril 4, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    So hungry right now :(

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  53. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    It's teenage mutant ninja delicious!!

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  54. James LyndonApril 4, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    Only in America! :D

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  55. Patti D.April 4, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    It's so disgusting... I love it!!

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  56. XPSMcLarenApril 4, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    @ Dragmire: Have you made these yourself. Any tips?

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  57. AdamApril 4, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    If I ate meat, I'd eat your hot dog turtles

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  58. Bill RighteousApril 4, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    That actually looks quite delicious. yum

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  59. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    mmm. Heart stopping goodness.

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  60. 3DS-GamesApril 4, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Sounds delicious, looks very odd though

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  61. Parallel-Reality HeroApril 4, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    AHAHAHAHAHA! Ingenious, really. And tasty (or at least it looks like it is...).

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  62. modernbApril 4, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    oh wow they look great! I'll be sure to cook some of my own up

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  63. MikeApril 4, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    wow! i just dont know what to make of this. i dont think i would be able to finish one. i never knew a turtle could you give you a heart attack until know lol.

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  64. AlphaApril 4, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    That's a lot of salt.

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  65. Ramblin' ManApril 4, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Those look freakin delicious.
    I might have to try this tonight!

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  66. TommyApril 4, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    I seriously HAVE to do this the next barbecue/party I do! Hilarious!

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  67. MichelangeloApril 4, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    I would so eat that at least one time before i die :D

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  68. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    those are so delicious!

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  69. MattiajApril 4, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    I've never heard of these before but really interesting stuff, thanks for the post I'll be sure to follow from now on! Check out my blog sometime! Wonder if our grooms would like this haha http://floridaweddinginformation.blogspot.com/

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  70. JacobApril 4, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    haha nice, maybe it's the next big thing for mcd

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  71. Jessica ThompsonApril 4, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    You're kidding... THat looks hella real lol. I'm following! Come check me out at: alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  72. StyronApril 4, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    oh my goodness

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  73. TheGeneralApril 4, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    SO GOD DAMN HUNGRY NOW!

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  74. RockinruleApril 5, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    do want!!

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  75. neo.enviroApril 5, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    Wow these are awesome.

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  76. Mike LitorisApril 5, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    good post! Following you

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  77. EldirApril 5, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    This looks surprisingly real :D

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  78. BroccoliApril 5, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Damn man, those look pretty good, though really caloric, haha. I really gotta try making these recipes once I have a kitchen in a dorm!

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  79. PaulStreemoApril 5, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    mmmmm yum, they look very appetizing, I made a now very hungry, I'm going to throw something on the tooth.

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  80. riesaApril 5, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    kitchen blog! yummy ^^ waiting for more recipes (;

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  81. AzooApril 5, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    I'm a vegan... and these still look fucking cute to me. . .

    I kind-of feel bad XD.

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  82. Megan HansenApril 5, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    ohhh that looks so tasty but so bad...

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  83. A70 8TracApril 5, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    That looks amazing. I wish I weren't dieting right now or I'd be nomming on that

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  84. JayApril 6, 2011 at 1:56 AM

    mmmmm...so good....

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  85. Clint MullinsApril 6, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    That looks really good. I am always trying and failing when it comes to cooking.

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  86. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    Yummy! turtles!

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  87. BigBlueBitApril 6, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    You can never go wrong with bacon!

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  88. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    man i do love everything bacon! cool blog

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  89. PotholderzApril 6, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    This looks oddly delicious.

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  90. UnknownApril 6, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Must be delicious!

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  91. TraidenApril 6, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Hmmm... needs more bacon

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  92. SmartDroidsApril 6, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    hoo man i have to eat that!!

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  93. WazabiiiApril 6, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    haha this is awesome :D

    +follow

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  94. SukkahikiApril 6, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Thank you so much for sharing these recipes. I gotta make something awesome for my friends birthday and this just might be it :)

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  95. iJamieApril 6, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    oh wow my mouth is watering

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  96. Big UnicornApril 6, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Hilarious. I love it.

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  97. UnknownApril 7, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    That looks AWESOME!

    I want some.

    Now.

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  98. adiaphorosApril 7, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    so many epic foods

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  99. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Awesome! For some reason these things remind me of turtle enemies from the Legend of Zelda on super nintendo!

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  100. Leo StahlApril 7, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I've got to say, that is the most god damn epic food item I've seen in my entire life. I though I was inventive making pig's in blankets!

    Win for you.

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  101. Aamir MuhammadApril 7, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    mmm tasty now i want some now!

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  102. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Haha, sweet. Ima try that.

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  103. JohnApril 7, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    I think I would die from eating that.

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  104. ZieliApril 7, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    that looks rather disturbing!!

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  105. technamaniacApril 7, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Talk about heart attack... hahah.

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  106. AlistarrApril 7, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    I am OFFICIALLY going to cause a heart attack in my mother-in-law on the Fourth of July this year. Heh heh heh...thanks!

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  107. KrazyjimApril 7, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    Freaken awesome!

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  108. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    For a second I thought these were actual turtles!

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  109. RagnarApril 8, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    Dude that is freaking amazing!

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  110. NiclasLindahlApril 8, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    hahaha sweet :D, ill sure make those xD!!

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  111. DaleApril 8, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    i might really try this

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  112. BrAd?April 8, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Man those turtles look tasty!

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  113. Patti D.April 8, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    That is so gross!!

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  114. EricApril 8, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    I like turtles.

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  115. AnonymousApril 8, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    perfect exmaple of one of those things that sound disgusting but probably taste amazing.

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  116. JasonApril 8, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    i would eat this shit out of those turtles

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  117. randomerApril 8, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    You sir are a genius! This blog is going to kill me.

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  118. chupyApril 8, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    wow, looks tasty, iwan one

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  119. FenixApril 8, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    amazing! i came, i clicked, i followed!

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  120. Blog HuntApril 8, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    WOW THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS!

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  121. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    Wow that looks awesome definately gonna be trying it out

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  122. DrejApril 9, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Awesome idea.

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  123. OscarApril 9, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    I don't think that's for me xD

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  124. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Bacon hotdog turtles... I am impressed.

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  125. ChrisApril 9, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    That looks disgusting, but probably tastes great...

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  126. n0kS Phr33d0mApril 9, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    It looks very creepy, but must be delicious man!!

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  127. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    These looks disgusting, yet...strangely delicious. I shall begin my work immediately!

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  128. Chris PrendergastApril 9, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    This isn't even fair, you're not an honest person, you want to kill all your followers ~.~

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  129. LarkhillApril 9, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    i actually had a friend try and make this once. tasted pretty meh but the thought of making it itself was truly epic

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  130. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    Kinda...nasty.

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  131. LichApril 9, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    I'm soooo going to cook this!

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  132. EnderApril 10, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    These are brilliant. I'm gonna make them for a party or bbq or something. Thanks haha

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  133. Butcher BradleyApril 10, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Looks heart-stopping good.

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  134. tiowaApril 10, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    Wow I think I'm drooling

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  135. DrewApril 11, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    Those are the most ridiculous looking things ive ever seen... and i wanna make them right now haha. I honestly cant believe im truly going to try to make them... for real. I mean look at them they're freakin awesome lol.
    followed!

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  136. Andrew RamseyApril 11, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    Do want. Seriously. My birthday is coming up and I know what I want for dinner.

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  137. IllApril 11, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    jesus... this is wonderful.

    though now i am hungry

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  138. Ryan LylesApril 12, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    this is like epicmealtime... in blog form o.O

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  139. XatanaApril 12, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Showing this to my girlfriend!

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  140. MApril 12, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    So cute! Any tasty no doubt!

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  141. Marc & JoeApril 13, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    AMAZING totally gunna try that now

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  142. papa21p3April 13, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Arent info threads nice

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  143. RonaldApril 14, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Looks really good!!!

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  144. Ryan LylesApril 14, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Bacon is the best will defiantly be making this

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  145. thoff74April 14, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Looks like something epic food time would make

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  146. AnonymousApril 18, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    bizzare yet i have a feeling it would be nice

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  147. eraizerApril 25, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    yeah Bacon ftw ! :D

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  148. Nom de PlumeMay 4, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    lol kind of creepy imo!

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  149. RultsMay 6, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    I really need to make this once I get up that just looks too beautiful not to eat ! ;D

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  150. mindlessfrkMay 14, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    That's awesome, and looks pretty tasty :D

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  151. KetomasterMay 14, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Dude, I'm totally doing this because it fits my diet perfectly

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  152. UnknownMay 17, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    delicious

    ;)

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  153. Platano: 365 lifeMay 21, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    EPIC MEAL TIME!!!!! we got Bacon, bacon , AND MORE BACON!!!!

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